The Pentagon once did a study on why so many
| Military jokes
The Pentagon once did a study on why so many American Servicemen marry women in the countries where they're stationed. Contrary to popular belief, loneliness had nothing to do with it. Once the men rotated back to the US, all their in-laws were thousands of miles away.
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Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys
| Baby jokes
Why do we dress baby girls in pink and baby boys in blue? Because they can't dress themselves.
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Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas
| Christmas jokes
Did you hear about Dracula's Christmas party ? It was a scream !
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Customer: Why is my hairline
| Hair and bald jokes
Customer: Why is my hairline receding? Barber: It's not. Your scalp is advancing.
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St Peter is standing at heaven’s gate when a man walks up. “Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?” “I was a policeman,” he responded. “What kind of policeman?” St Peter asked. “I was a vice officer. I kept dangerous narcotics out of the hands of kids.” “Wonderful my son, welcome to heaven. Pass through the gates.” A few moments later a second man walks up. “Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?” “I was a policeman,” he responded. “What kind of policeman?” St Peter asked. “I was a traffic officer. I kept the roads and highways safe for travelers.” “Well done. Pass through the gates into paradise.” A few moments later a third man walks up. “Welcome to heaven my son. What did you do with your life?” “I was a policeman,” he responded. “What kind of policeman?” St Peter asked. “I was a Military Policeman, Sir.” “Excellent my son, I have to leave for a bit, watch the gate will you?”