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Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c

| Spelling jokes

Can you read the following? Yy u r yy u b I c u r yy 4 me. Too wise you are, too wise you be, I see you are too wise for me.

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Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or

| Dog jokes

Would you rather have a 300-pound dog chase you or a tiger? I'd rather have him chase the tiger.

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Judge to witness: "And where was the location of

| Judge jokes

Judge to witness: "And where was the location of the accident?" Witness: "Approximately milepost 499." Judge:: "And where is milepost 499?" Witness: "About halfway between milepost 498 and milepost 500."

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A Russian walks into a bar

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A Russian walks into a bar and orders a beer. "That will be one ruble," says the bartender. "One ruble!" the customer protests, "last week it was only fifty kopeks!" "Well," replies the bartender, "it's fifty kopeks for the beer and fifty kopecs for the perestroika." Reluctantly, the custome

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