Detective: Do you think

What happens if you see twin witches?

| Witch jokes

What happens if you see twin witches? You won't be able to tell witch witch is witch.

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What happened to the witch with an upside down

| Witch jokes

What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.

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How do you stop a

| Gorilla jokes

How do you stop a thundering herd of Apes? Hold up your arm and say 'Go back, you didn't say 'May I?

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Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal

| Baby jokes

Which is the only day you are safe in a cannibal village? Sitterdays (when they eat the baby-sitter instead).

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Where did the Easter Bunny go to college?

| Easter jokes

Where did the Easter Bunny go to college? Johns Hopkins!

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Detective: Do you think I should put on the cuffs? Criminal: Why? You look good in short sleeves.