What are prehistoric monsters called when
| Dinosaur jokes
What are prehistoric monsters called when they sleep ? A dinosnore !
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Two women, who are dog owners,
| Dog jokes
Two women, who are dog owners, are arguing which dog is smarter. First woman: My dog is so smart. Every morning he waits for the paperboy to come around and then he takes a newspaper and brings it to me. Second woman: I know. First one: How? Second one: My dog told me.
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If you need a loan, who do you see in the
| Humor jokes
If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).
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If a word in a dictionary were
| Answer me this jokes
If a word in a dictionary were misspelled, how would we know?
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Who was the world's greatest thief
| Criminal jokes
Who was the world's greatest thief ? Atlas, because he held up the whole world !
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What happened to the witch with an upside down nose? Every time she sneezed her hat blew off.