What kind of tie does a pig wear ?
| Pig jokes
What kind of tie does a pig wear ? Pig's tie !
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How does an elephant get out of a small car
| Elephant jokes
How does an elephant get out of a small car ? The same way that he got in !
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Conductor, this bus
| Bus jokes
Conductor, this bus was very slow! Oh, I expect we'll pick up speed now you're getting off!
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What do you call the place where parrots make
| Bird jokes
What do you call the place where parrots make films? Pollywood!
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Open wider.
| Dentist jokes
Open wider. requested the dentist, as he began his examination of the patient. "Good God !" he said startled. "You've got the biggest cavity I've ever seen - the biggest cavity I've ever seen." "OK Doc !" replied the patient. "I'm scared enough without you saying something like that twice."
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If you need a loan, who do you see in the bank? The Loan Arranger (Lone Ranger).