Dear Father
| Christmas jokes
Dear Father Christmas, this Christmas could you please send me a yellow door. Yours, Sherlock Holmes Watson: So why do you want a yellow door Holmes? Lemon-entry my dear watson.
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What is the difference between a flea bitten
| Insect jokes
What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !
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An elderly woman had just returned to her home
| Police jokes
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house. Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, "STOP! Acts 2:38!" ("Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ so th
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Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton
| Clinton jokes
Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren't as successful when they're not on grass.
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What happened when the slave put his head into a
| Teeth jokes
What happened when the slave put his head into a lions mouth to count how many teeth he had ? The lion closed its mouth to see how many heads the slave had !
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Who was the world’s greatest thief ? Atlas, because he held up the whole world !