Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus
| Yo momma jokes
Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!
[ read more ]
Q: What do little trees say
| Halloween jokes
Q: What do little trees say on Halloween? A: Twig or treat.
[ read more ]
Cigar in the Mouth
| Vietnamese
An American GI was fighting in Vietnam. One day he received 2 letters from home, one letter comes from his mom asking for his picture, one letter comes from his girl friend also asking for his picture. He had only 1 picture that he took at a beach standing naked. He didn't know what to do so he deci
[ read more ]
Q: What do Blondes say after sex?
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do Blondes say after sex? A1: Thanks Guys. A2: Are you boys all in the same band? A3: Do you guys all play for the Green Bay Packers?'
[ read more ]
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull?
| Cow jokes
What's a moo hoo for a darling bull? A dear steer!
[ read more ]
An elderly woman had just returned to her home from an evening worship service and was startled to find an intruder in her house. Catching the man in the act of burglarizing her home, she yelled, “STOP! Acts 2:38!” (“Repent and be baptized, every one of you, in the name of Jesus Christ so that your sins may be forgiven.”) As the burglar stopped dead in his tracks, the woman calmly called the police and explained what she had done. Shortly, several officers arrived and took the man into custody. As he was placing the handcuffs on the burglar, one of the officers asked, “Why did you just stand there? All the lady did was mention a scripture verse.” “Scripture?” replied the burglar. “She said she had an axe and two 38’s!”