What's the difference between a biscuit and a
| Food jokes
What's the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
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What did one
| Apple jokes
What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!
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An avid duck hunter was in the market for a
| Hunting jokes
An avid duck hunter was in the market for a new bird dog. His search ended when he found a dog that could actually walk on water to retrieve a duck. Shocked by his find, he was sure none of his friends would ever believe him. He decided to try to break the news to a friend of his, the eterna
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Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon?
| College jokes
Astronomy Professor: What causes a half-moon? Student: When you can't get your jeans over your thighs.
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Personally I think one of the greatest things
| Marriage jokes
Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.
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Two men were remembering their wedding days. “It was dreadful,” said Fred. “I got the most terrible fright.” “What happened?” asked Harry. “I married her,” replied Fred.