Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive.
| Computer jokes
Customer: "My disk is stuck in my disk drive. Clicking eject doesn't work." Tech Support: "Ok, turn the power to your Mac off, hold down the mouse clicker, and power the Mac back up." Customer: "Look, I don't have three hands!"
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Customer: "It says I've performed an
| Computer jokes
Customer: "It says I've performed an illegal operation and will be shut down. Have I done something wrong?"
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Why did the farmer fence in the bull?
| Cow jokes
Why did the farmer fence in the bull? The farmer had too much of a steak in him to let him go!
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Why does an elephant
| Elephant jokes
Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !
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Did you hear about the stupid
| Idiot and fool jokes
Did you hear about the stupid photographer? He saved burned out lightbulbs for use in his darkroom.
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What is the hamburgers’ motto? If at first you don’t succeed, fry, fry again!