Why did the bat miss the bus?
| Bus jokes
Why did the bat miss the bus? Because he hung around for too long.
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Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to
| Idiot and fool jokes
Calvin went to Pearson's Pet Shop to complain that his canary wouldn't sing. "File the beak just a little," said the owner, "and the bird will sing. But if you file it too much, the canary will die." Two weeks later Pearson ran into Calvin on the street and asked about his canary. "He died," s
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What did they call the canary that flew into the
| Bird jokes
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish ? Tweetie Pie !
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What do you call a dentist in the army ?
| Dentist jokes
What do you call a dentist in the army ? A drill sergeant !
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Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie
| Easter jokes
Who is the Easter Bunny's favourite movie actor? Rabbit De Niro!
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Q: Why did the blonde guy ask his girlfriend to squeeze his left testicle? A: Because the road sign said ‘Squeeze Left.