What do piggys take when they are sick?
| Pig jokes
What do piggys take when they are sick? Pigicillin!
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What do you call a group of cattle sent into
| Cow jokes
What do you call a group of cattle sent into orbit? The first herd shot round the world!
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What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the
| Snowman jokes
What did Jack Frost say to Frosty the Snowman? Have an ice day!
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What did the ruthless businessman say to
| Business jokes
What did the ruthless businessman say to his employees? If at first you don't succeed - you're fired!
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A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to
| Aviation jokes
A little guy gets on a plane and sits next to the window. A few minutes later, a big, heavy, strong mean-looking, hulking guy plops down in the seat next to him and immediately falls asleep. The little guy starts to feel a little airsick, but he's afraid to wake the big guy up to ask if he ca
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An American GI was fighting in Vietnam. One day he received 2 letters from home, one letter comes from his mom asking for his picture, one letter comes from his girl friend also asking for his picture. He had only 1 picture that he took at a beach standing naked. He didn’t know what to do so he decided to cut the picture into two, the top half he sent to his girl friend.
The bottom half he sent to his mom because he knew his mom had a poor eyesight, she wouldn’t know. When his mom received the bottom half of his naked picture, she sighed: “”Poor my little boy! He has no time to shave his beard. He looks like his father, always has a cigar on his mouth.””