What do Psychologists say to each
| Mental health jokes
What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?" "You're fine, how am I? "
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A brunette,
| Blonde jokes
A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the brunette yells "TORNADO!" All the people turned around and looked and the brunette ran away. Next, it's the redhead's turn. The commander says, "READY, AIM" and the re
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What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet
| Mouse jokes
What do you get if cross a mouse woth a packet of washing up powder ? Bubble and squeak !
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An off-duty
| Police jokes
An off-duty police officer, familiar with radar guns, drove through a school zone within the legal speed limit when the flash of a camera went off, taking a picture of his license plate. The officer, thinking the radar was in error, drove by again; even more slowly. Another flash. He did it a
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Why can't a bicycle stand up by
| Bicycle jokes
Why can't a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired).
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Why did the dinosaur walk on two legs? To give the ants a chance.