Why did the Aggie take a golf
| Weather jokes
Why did the Aggie take a golf club and a baseball glove storm chasing with him? -To golf the golf ball size hail and catch the baseball size hail
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Can you spell soft and slow with two
| Spelling jokes
Can you spell soft and slow with two letters? EZ.
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What would you get if you crossed a
| Easter jokes
What would you get if you crossed a skunk with a type of Easter candy? Smelly beans!
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Fred's mother was on the
| Dentist jokes
Fred's mother was on the telephone to the boy's dentist. "I don't understand it," she complained, "I thought his treatment would only cost me $20, but you've charged me $80." "It is usually $20, ma'am," agreed the dentist, "but Fred yelled so loudly that three of my other patients ran away!
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Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and
| Beauty jokes
Girlfriend: Will you love me when I'm old and fat and ugly? Boyfriend: Of course I do !
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Barty and Dunny met in a pub and discussed the illness of a friend named Hogan. “Poor Micheal Hogan! Faith, I’m afraid he’s goin’ to die.” “Shure, an’ why would he be dyin’?” asked the other. “Ah, he’s gotten so thin. You’re thin enough, and I’m thin — but by my soul, Micheal Hogan is thinner than both of us put together.”