Wheres your pencil, Bud? the teacher
| Ethnic jokes
Wheres your pencil, Bud? the teacher asked an American boy who had just come to school in Britain. "I ain't got one, Sir." "You're in England.now, Bud. Not ain't, haven't. I haven't got a pencil. You haven't got a pencil. They haven't got a pencil." "Gee!" said Bud. "Pop said things were tough
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What do cows call Frank Sinatra?
| Cow jokes
What do cows call Frank Sinatra? Old Moo Eyes!
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A brain walks into a bar and
| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!
A brain walks into a bar and says, "I'll have a pint of beer please." The barman looks at him and says "Sorry, I can't serve you." "Why not?" askes the brain. "You're already out of your head."
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A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and
| Horse jokes
A mean horseman went into a saddler's shop and asked for one spur. "One spur?" asked the saddler. "Surely you mean a pair of spurs, sir?" "No, just one," replied the horseman. "If I can get one side of the horse to go, the other side is bound to come with it!"
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Q. If you were lost in
| Music jokes
Q. If you were lost in the woods, who would you trust for directions, an in-tune bagpipe player, an out of tune bagpipe player, or Santa Claus? A. The out of tune bagpipe player. The other two indicate you have been hallucinating.
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Where do birds meet for coffee ? In a nest-cafe !