Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a
| Witch jokes
Q: How do you picture yourself flying on a broom? A: By witchful thinking.
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What do vampires put at the bottom of their
| E-mail jokes
What do vampires put at the bottom of their e-mails? Best viscious.
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What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is
| Rabbit jokes
What weighs 35 tons, has four fuzzy ears and is 80 million years old? Two rabbits riding a brontosaurus.
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Teacher: You're new
| School jokes
Teacher: You're new here aren't you, what's your name? Pupil: Fred Mickey Smith
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A technician advised his customer to put his
| Computer jokes
A technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer put the disk in, asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and closing the door to his room.
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What do Psychologists say to each other when they meet?” “You’re fine, how am I? “