What is small, furry and smells like bacon ?
| Mouse jokes
What is small, furry and smells like bacon ? A hamster !
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My dog is a nuisance.
| Bicycle jokes
My dog is a nuisance. He chases everyone on a bicycle. What can I do? Take his bike away.
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Q. What does a blonde
| Blonde jokes
Q. What does a blonde say when you blow in her ear? A. "Thanks for the refill!"
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How many chimney does Father Christmas go
| Christmas jokes
How many chimney does Father Christmas go down ? Stacks !
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Seymour was a good and pious man, and when
| Religious jokes
Seymour was a good and pious man, and when he passed away, the Lord himself greeted him at the pearly gates of heaven. "Hungry, Seymour?" the Lord asked. "I could eat," said Seymour. The Lord opened a can of tuna, and they shared it. While eating this humble meal, Seymour looked down into Hel
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Did you hear about the dumb father who returned from lunch and saw a sign on his door, “Back in 30 minutes,” so he sat down to wait for himself?’