A brunette,

Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was

| Humor jokes

Bob: Did you hear about the camper who was killed by a garter snake? Betty: That's impossible. A garter snake is not poisonous. Bob: It doesn't have to be if it can make you jump off a cliff!

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A Congressman was once asked

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

A Congressman was once asked about his attitude toward whiskey. "If you mean the demon drink that poisons the mind, pollutes the body, desecrates family life, and inflames sinners, then I'm against it. But if you mean the elixir of Christmas cheer, the shield against winter chill, the taxab

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What is the last thing you eat before

| Dead and dying jokes

What is the last thing you eat before you die? You bite the dust.

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Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter?

| Rabbit jokes

Why couldn't the rabbit fly home for Easter? He didn't have the hare fare.

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Papa, why is it that dentists call their

| Dentist jokes

Papa, why is it that dentists call their offices dental parlors?" "Because they are drawing-rooms, my son."

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A brunette, a blonde, and a redhead were standing in a line before a firing squad. The commander says, “READY, AIM” and the brunette yells “TORNADO!” All the people turned around and looked and the brunette ran away. Next, it’s the redhead’s turn. The commander says, “READY, AIM” and the redhead yells “HURRICANE!” Once again all the people turn around to look for the hurricane and the redhead runs away. Finally, it’s the blonde’s turn. The commander says, “READY, AIM” and the blonde yells “FIRE!” and gets shot.