An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New
| Divorce jokes
An elderly man in Phoenix calls his son in New York and says, "I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother and I are divorcing; forty-five years of misery is enough." "Pop, what are you talking about?" the son screams. "We can't stand the sight of each other any longer,"
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Two Scots,
| Ethnic jokes
Two Scots, father and son, go to America. - Daddy, when we'll arrive? - Shut up and swim.
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An American tourist found himself in a sleepy
| Old age jokes
An American tourist found himself in a sleepy country village, and asked one of the locals the age of the oldest inhabitant. "Well, sir," replied the villager, "we ain't got one now. He died last week."
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How do salespeople traditionally greet each
| Salesmen jokes
How do salespeople traditionally greet each other? "Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."
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Q: What do you call a
| Blonde jokes
Q: What do you call a fly buzzing inside a blonde's head? A: A Space Invader.
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Why can’t a bicycle stand up by itself? Because it is two-tired (too tired).