What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and
| Mouse jokes
What have 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see ? Three blind mice !
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A naughty child was
| Children jokes
A naughty child was irritating all the passengers on the flight from London to New York. At last one man could stand it no longer. "Hey kid," he shouted. "Why don't you go outside and play?"
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My teacher
| History jokes
My teacher reminds me of history She's always repeating herself !
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Motorist: When I bought this car you
| Car and train jokes
Motorist: When I bought this car you told me it was rust-free, but underneath it's covered with rust Dealer: Yes, sir. The car is rust-free. We didn't charge you for it, did we?
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Why aren't you doing very well in
| School jokes
Why aren't you doing very well in history? Because the teacher keeps asking about things that happened before I was born!
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Did you hear about the idiot who filled out an employment application? In the blank labeled “Church Preference” he filled in: Red brick.