What do you
| College jokes
What do you call ten Utah State law students standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.
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These four guys were walking down the street, a
| Ethnic jokes
These four guys were walking down the street, a Saudi, a Russian, a North Korean, and a New Yorker. A reporter comes running up and says, "Excuse me, what is your opinion about the meat shortage?" The Saudi says, "What's a shortage?" The Russian says, "What's meat?" The North Korean says,
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John was driving when a policeman pulled him
| Police jokes
John was driving when a policeman pulled him over. He rolled down his window and said to the officer, "Is there a problem, Officer?" "No problem at all. I just observed your safe driving and am pleased to award you a $5,000 Safe Driver Award. Congratulations. What do you think you're going to
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A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a
| Biologist jokes
A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says That'll be 80p [ATP]!"
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What's big and grey and lives in
| Elephant jokes
What's big and grey and lives in a lake in Scotland ? The Loch Ness Elephant !
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What is the difference between a flea bitten dog and a bored visitor ? Ones going to itch and the other is itching to go !