Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton

A very tall monster with several arms and

| Monster jokes

A very tall monster with several arms and legs, all of different lengths, went into a tailor's shop. 'I'd like to see a suit that will fit me,' he told the tailor. 'So would I, sir,' said the tailor. 'So would I.

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Did you hear about the pig's vacation?

| Pig jokes

Did you hear about the pig's vacation? They had a wonderful time at Yellowstone National Park. They dressed up as bears and raided all the garbage cans.

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What will santa bring your fish this

| Fishing jokes

What will santa bring your fish this christmas? A scale letrix!

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What do you get if you cross an elephant with

| Internet jokes

What do you get if you cross an elephant with the Internet? I don't know, but it's e-nourmous.

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How can you recognize a Gnome

| Pig jokes

How can you recognize a Gnome Pig? They're the ones with the little red hats.

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Q: How are Boris Becker and President Clinton alike? A: Both aren’t as successful when they’re not on grass.