What do you get if you cross a tiger

Waiter: I'm sorry

| Waiter jokes

Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right. My suit is too large anyway.

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Tourist: The flies are awfully

| Travel and tourist jokes

Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them? Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.

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A guy goes to a girl's house

| Humor jokes

A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back i

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What did the metric alien say ?

| Space jokes

What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !

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What happened to the man who owned a riding

| Horse jokes

What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!

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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !