Waiter: I'm sorry
| Waiter jokes
Waiter: I'm sorry I spilled a glass of water on you. Diner: That's all right. My suit is too large anyway.
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Tourist: The flies are awfully
| Travel and tourist jokes
Tourist: The flies are awfully thick around here. Don't you ever shoo them? Native: No, we just let them go barefoot.
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A guy goes to a girl's house
| Humor jokes
A guy goes to a girl's house for the first time, and she shows him into the living room. She excuses herself to go to the kitchen to make them a few drinks, and as he's standing there alone, he notices a cute little vase on the mantel. He picks it up, and as he's looking at it, she walks back i
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What did the metric alien say ?
| Space jokes
What did the metric alien say ? Take me to your litre !
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What happened to the man who owned a riding
| Horse jokes
What happened to the man who owned a riding academy? Business kept falling off!
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What do you get if you cross a tiger with a sheep ? A stripey sweater !