How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big “W” embroidered on her pyjamas !
What is the witches motto ? We came, we saw, we conjured !
What does a witch do if her broom is stolen ? She calls the flying squad !
What is the best way of stopping infection from witch bites ? Don’t bite any witches !
What is old and ugly and can see just as well from both ends ? A witch with a blindfold !
What’s the witches favourite pop group ? Broomski Beat !
How can you tell an Italian witch from an English one ? By her suntan !
Where did the witch get her furniture ? From the ideal gnome exhibition !
What is a witch’s favourite TV show? Lifestyles of the Witch and Famous!
Is it good to drink witch’s brew? Yes, it’s very newt tricious!