What is another word for a python
| Snake jokes
What is another word for a python ? A mega-bite !
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If you watch the way that many motorists
| Car and train jokes
If you watch the way that many motorists drive you will soon reach the conclusion that the most dangerous part of a car is the nut behind the wheel.
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If you found a five
| Money jokes
If you found a five dollar bill in every pocket of your coat, what would you have ? Someone else's coat.
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Q: How much does it cost to get married,
| Parent jokes
Q: How much does it cost to get married, Dad? A: I don't know son, I'm still paying for it.
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Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial
| Political jokes
Cheapskate Republicans buy an artificial Christmas tree. Tight-fisted Democrats buy a real tree, but they wait until the week before Christmas when the lots lower their prices. Green Democrats buy a real tree with roots, and then replant it after New Years.
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Mother: Why is there a strange baby in the crib? Daughter: You told me to change the baby.