How do you know when you are in bed

On the first day at school the girls were

| Children jokes

On the first day at school the girls were sizing each other up and boasting, trying to make good impressions on each other. 'I come from a one-parent family,' said one little girl proudly. 'That's nothing. Both my parents remarried after they got divorced. I come from a four parent family !

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Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor:

| Fishing jokes

Lee: I just swallowed a fish bone! Counselor: Are you choking? Lee: No, I'm serious!

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What do snakes have on their

| Snake jokes

What do snakes have on their bath towels ? Hiss and Hers !

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An angry wife was

| Bar jokes, beer, booze and fun!

An angry wife was complaining about her husband spending so much time at the pub, so one night he took her along. "What'll ya have?" he asked. "Oh, I don't know. The same as you, I suppose," she replied. So the husband ordered a couple of Jack Daniel's and threw his down in one gulp. His wif

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Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from

| Yo momma jokes

Yo mama nose so big that her neck broke from the weight!

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How do you know when you are in bed with a witch ? She has a big “W” embroidered on her pyjamas !