Where does a cow stop to drink?
| Cow jokes
Where does a cow stop to drink? The milky way!
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Why does an elephant
| Elephant jokes
Why does an elephant wear sneakers ? So that he can sneak up on mice !
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When I get real bored, I
| Car and train jokes
When I get real bored, I like to drive down town and get a great parking spot, then sit in my car and count how many people ask me if I'm leaving.
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What does a baby computer call his
| Baby jokes
What does a baby computer call his father? Data.
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I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months!
| Women jokes
I haven't spoken to my wife for 18 months! - I don't like to interrupt her.
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Q: When’s the best time to take your doberman pinscher for a walk? – A: Anytime he wants to go.