The big game hunter was showing his friends
| Hunting jokes
The big game hunter was showing his friends his hunting trophies. Drawing their attention to a lion skin rug on the floor he said, "I shot this fellow in Africa. Didn't want to kill such a magnificent beast, of course, but it was either him or me." "Well," said a guest, "he certainly makes a
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Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a
| Mental health jokes
Doctor, doctor, people tell me I'm a wheelbarrow. Don't let people push you around.
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Did you hear about the classical pianist who was
| Music jokes
Did you hear about the classical pianist who was not a good speller? When she went out to buy something she left a sign on her door that said: "Out Chopin. Be Bach in a minuet"
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Why did the boy carry a clock and a
| Halloween jokes
Why did the boy carry a clock and a bird on Halloween ? It was for 'tick or tweet' !
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A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship
| Space jokes
A woman at a gas station noticed a spaceship landing in front of her. An alien stepped out of the spaceship and started to pump gas into it. The woman noticed the letters U.F.O. printed on the side of the ship. She turned to the alien and asked Does U.F.O. stand for Unidentified Flying Objec
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Room Service? Can you send up a towel? “Please wait, someone else is using it.”