Where do ants go for their holidays ?

Q: Why do drummers always

| Music jokes

Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.

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What lights up a football stadium ?

| Sport jokes

What lights up a football stadium ? A football match !

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Father: You were absent on the day of the

| School jokes

Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!

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Q: Where did the kittens go on their class

| Cat jokes

Q: Where did the kittens go on their class trip? - A: To a mewseum.

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Q: How many fire safety

| Movie and TV jokes

Q: How many fire safety guys dose it take to screw in a light bulb? A: One -- but it's an 8 hour minimum.

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Where do ants go for their holidays ? Frants !