Father: You were absent on the day of the

My brother's on a seafood

| Food jokes

My brother's on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.

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What kind of car drives over

| Car and train jokes

What kind of car drives over water? Any kind of car, if it goes over a bridge.

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Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated

| Farmer jokes

Did you hear about the farmer's boy who hated the country ? He went to the big city and got a job as a shoeshine boy and so the farmer made hay while the sun shone !

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What do you call a rich frog?

| Frog jokes

What do you call a rich frog? A gold-blooded reptile.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his

| Farmer jokes

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor ? Wheres my tractor!

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Father: You were absent on the day of the test? Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!