Harry was madly in love with Betty, but
| Telephone jokes
Harry was madly in love with Betty, but couldn't pluck up enough courage to pop the question face to face. Finally he decided to ask her on the telephone. 'Darling! he blurted out, 'will you marry me?' 'Of course, I will, you silly boy,' she replied, 'who is it speaking?'
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What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping?
| Ghost jokes
What do you call a ghost who's always sleeping? Lazy bones.
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Q: How many Union
| Movie and TV jokes
Q: How many Union Lighting Technicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: It's not a bulb, it's a globe.
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The Americans and Russians at the height of the
| Ethnic jokes
The Americans and Russians at the height of the arms race realized that if they continued in the usual manner they were going to blow up the whole world. One day they sat down and decided to settle the whole dispute with one dog fight. They'd have five years to breed the best fighting dog in
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Which fish go to heaven when they die ?
| Fishing jokes
Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !
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Q: Why do drummers always have trouble entering a room ? A: They never know when to come in.