An airline stewardess was giving the standard
| Aviation jokes
An airline stewardess was giving the standard safety briefing to the passengers. She had just finished saying 'In the event of a water landing, your seat cushion may be used as a flotation device,' when a man remarked, "Hey! If the plane can't fly, why should I believe the seat can float?"
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Three old men are
| Old age jokes
Three old men are sitting on the porch of a retirement home. The first says, "Fellas, I got real problems. I'm seventy years old. Every morning at seven o'clock I get up and I try to urinate. All day long I try to urinate. They give me all kinds of medicine but nothing helps." The second old
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What did King Kong say when he saw the
| King Kong jokes
What did King Kong say when he saw the Statue of Liberty? "Are you my mother?"
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When the
| Gorilla jokes
When the lumberjacks sawed down the tree, where did the Gorilla hiding in the uppermost branches land? Nearby - the Ape-lle doesn't fall far from the tree!
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Customer: Why don't you eat here,
| Waiter jokes
Customer: Why don't you eat here, waiter? Waiter: Serving it is bad enough, I don't want to compound the felony.
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Can a hamburger marry a hot dog? Only if they have a very frank relationship!