Ruby Alice walked up to
| Divorce jokes
Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter "O." "Why'd you put that circle down?" asked the clerk. "Cause Ah can't write," replied the girl. "Why don't you sign with an 'X'?" asked the man. "Ah used to," she answered. "But when Ah got me
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Definition:
| Political jokes
Definition: Politics Poli (Poly): Many.... Tic(k)s: Blood sucking creatures
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Why do actors like snooker
| Movie and TV jokes
Why do actors like snooker halls? Because that's where they get their best cues.
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The trouble is, said the entertainer
| Mental health jokes
The trouble is, said the entertainer to the psychiatrist, "that I can't sing, I can't dance, I can't tell jokes, I can't act, I can't play an instrument or juggle or do magic tricks or do anything!" "Then why don't you give up show business?" "I can't - I'm a star!"
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What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs
| Snake jokes
What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !
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An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picked it up and started to rub the dirt off of it, and out came a genie out of the lamp and he said “I want to know the person you hate the most” The explorer said “That’s gotta be my ex-wife. Why?” “I am a cursed genie, I will grant you three wishes but whatever you wish for your ex-wife will get double the amount.” “OK, I wish for a billion dollars” “Granted, but your ex-wife gets two billion” “I wish for a mansion in California with a swimming pool, and tennis courts, everything” “Granted your ex-wife gets two. This is your final wish” The explorer walked around the room and came back to the genie with a stick and said “Ya see this stick, I’d like you to beat me half to death.”