Ruby Alice walked up to

Why do dinosaurs wear glasses?

| Dinosaur jokes

Why do dinosaurs wear glasses? To make sure they don't step on other dinosaurs.

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Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a

| Police jokes

Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line, the first Trooper pulled over quickly. The rookie Trooper pulled in behind him and said, "Hey, sarge, why did you stop?" The sarge replied, "He's in Georgia now. They're an

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How many pilots does it take to change a

| Aviation jokes

How many pilots does it take to change a light bulb? None, it is done by the automatic pilot.

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Marriage is a three-ring circus:

| Marriage jokes

Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring... Wedding ring... Suffering!!!

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Q: What does the Bermuda

| Dirty jokes

Q: What does the Bermuda Triangle and blondes have in common? A: They've both swallowed a lot of semen.

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Ruby Alice walked up to the desk of a Bowling Green motel and signed the register with the letter “O.” “Why’d you put that circle down?” asked the clerk. “Cause Ah can’t write,” replied the girl. “Why don’t you sign with an ‘X’?” asked the man. “Ah used to,” she answered. “But when Ah got me a divorce, Ah took back mah maiden name!”