A kid called up his
| College jokes
A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, "Sure, sweetie. I'll will send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?" "Uhh, oh yeah, okay," respo
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Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling
| Face jokes
Patient: The trouble is, doctor, I keep pulling ugly faces. Doctor: Don't worry, I don't expect anyone will notice.
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Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this
| School jokes
Pupil: I don't think I deserved zero on this test! Teacher: I agree, but that's the lowest mark I could give you!
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Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur?
| Dinosaur jokes
Q: What was the most flexiest dinosaur? A: Tyrannosaurus Flex.
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Where do Danish cows come from? Cowpenhagenf