If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples
| Apple jokes
If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because the six pigs have already eaten them all.
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If a four-legged animal is a quadruped
| Various animal jokes
If a four-legged animal is a quadruped and a two-legged animal is a biped, What's a tiger ? A stri-ped !
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Teacher, I can't solve this problem.
| School jokes
Teacher, I can't solve this problem. Any five year old should be able to solve this one. No wonder I can't do it then, I'm nearly ten!
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What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the
| Mouse jokes
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer ? Mice cubes !
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Did you know that
| Heaven and hell jokes
Did you know that heaven and hell are actually right next to each other? They are seperated by a big chain-link fence. Well, one day hell was having a big party and it got a little out of hand. God heard the ruckus and arrived to find his fence completely smashed by the wild partiers. He calle
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A kid called up his mom from his college and asked her for some money, because he ran out of it. His mom said, “Sure, sweetie. I’ll will send you some money. You also left your calculus book here when you visited 2 weeks ago. Do you want me to send that up too?” “Uhh, oh yeah, okay,” responded the kid. So his mom wrapped the book along with the checks up in a package and went to the post office to mail the money and the book. When she gets back, her husband asked, “Well how much did you give the boy his time?” She said, “Oh, I wrote 2 checks, one for $20 and the other for $1000 out to him.” “That’s $1020!” yelled her husband. Are you crazy?” “Don’t worry, Hon,” she said. “I taped the $20 check to the cover of his book, but I put the $1000 one somewhere between the pages in chapter 19!”