The plumber was working in a house when the lady of
| Bath jokes
The plumber was working in a house when the lady of the house said to him, "Will it be alright if I have a bath while you're having your lunch?" "It's okay with me lady," said the plumber, "as long as you don't splash my sandwiches."
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Q: Why did the haunted house not
| Humor jokes
Q: Why did the haunted house not like rain? A: Because it dampened his spirits.
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Q: How do you electrocute a blonde?
| Blonde jokes
Q: How do you electrocute a blonde? A: Tell her to demonstrate the proper usage of an electric chair.
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What happened when the cannibal ate the
| Cannibal jokes
What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him.
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What are hurricanes with a central dense
| Weather jokes
What are hurricanes with a central dense overcast over the eye called? -Hurricanes with cataracts
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What is green, sooty and whistles when it rubs its back legs together ? Chimney Cricket !