Q: How do you sink a
| Ethnic jokes
Q: How do you sink a Polish ship? A: Put it in water.
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How can you tell if an elephant's been to
| Birthday jokes
How can you tell if an elephant's been to your birthday party? Look for his footprints in the ice cream.
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What dog has
| Money jokes
What dog has money? A bloodhound, because he is always picking up scents (cents).
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Why did the blonde tip-toe
| Blonde jokes
Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet? She didn't want to wake the sleeping tablets!
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How do you stop squirrels playing football in
| Sport jokes
How do you stop squirrels playing football in the garden? Hide the ball, it drives them nuts!
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When does a rabbit go exactly as fast as a train? When it’s on the train.