Question: What's the difference between sin and
| Dirty jokes
Question: What's the difference between sin and shame? Answer: It is a sin to put it in, but it's a shame to pull it out.
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As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided
| Marriage jokes
As he lay on his deathbed, the man confided to his wife, "I cannot die without telling you the truth. I cheated on you throughout our whole marriage. All those nights when I told you I was working late, I was with other women. And not just one woman either, but I've slept with dozens of them
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Q. What does CHAOS stand
| Firefighter jokes
Q. What does CHAOS stand for? A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.
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Q: What do you call a series of FDIV
| Computer jokes
Q: What do you call a series of FDIV instructions on a Pentium? A: Successive approximations.
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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas. Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, “Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas.” His wife say, “That’s wonderful. What should I pack for…Europe, the Carribean?” He says, “I don’t care, just be gone when I get home.”