A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident
| Police jokes
A policeman is on scene at a terrible accident - body parts everywhere. He is making his notes of where the pieces are and comes across a head. He writes in his notebook: "Head on bullevard" and scratchs out his spelling error. "Head on bouelevard" Nope, doesn't look right - scratch scratch. "He
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What do you call a snake that informs the police
| Snake jokes
What do you call a snake that informs the police ? A grass snake !
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Fred: I'm sure I'm right.
| Weather jokes
Fred: I'm sure I'm right. Betty: You're as right as rain - all wet!
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Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it
| Yo momma jokes
Yo mama so fat when she steps on a scale, it read "one at a time, please"
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Q. Where can you dance in California?
| Dance jokes
Q. Where can you dance in California? A. San Fran-disco
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Q: Which is harder to make? A blonde, brunette or a red-headed snowman? A: A blonde, because you have to hollow out its head,