Why didn’t the internit get any

Which ghost sailed the seven seas

| Various animal jokes

Which ghost sailed the seven seas looking for rubbish and blubber? The ghost of BinBag the Whaler.

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How did the flea learn to use the

| Internet jokes

How did the flea learn to use the internet? He had to start from scratch.

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How do rabbits get to work?

| Rabbit jokes

How do rabbits get to work? By rabbit transit!

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What happens when geese land in a volcano ?

| Bird jokes

What happens when geese land in a volcano ? They cook their own gooses !

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A 54-year-old

| Accountant jokes

A 54-year-old accountant leaves a letter for his wife one evening which read: "Dear Wife, I am 54 years old, and by the time you get this letter I will be at the Grand Hotel with my beautiful and sexy eighteen year old secretary." When he arrived at the hotel, there was a letter waiting for

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Why didn’t the internit get any e-mail? Because his e-dog kept chasing the e-postman.