Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my
| Waiter jokes
Waiter, what is this creepy-crawly doing in my salad? Not him again, he's in here every night !
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How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a
| Ghost jokes
How did the ghost song-and-dance act make a living? By appearing in television spooktaculars.
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How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling
| Cat jokes
How do you know if your cat has eaten a duckling ? She's got that down in the mouth look !
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Where do blind parrots go for treatment?
| Bird jokes
Where do blind parrots go for treatment? The Birds Eye counter!
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Q: How do you fix a broken tuba?
| Music jokes
Q: How do you fix a broken tuba? A: With a "tuba glue."
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An old lady was standing at the railing of the cruise ship holding her hat on tight, so that it would not blow off in the wind. A gentleman approached her and said: “Pardon me, madam. I do not intend to be forward, but did you know that your dress is blowing up in this high wind?” “Yes, I know,” said the lady, “I need both hands to hold onto this hat.”