A forester and a lawyer were in car

A husband and wife love to golf together, but

| Dirty jokes

A husband and wife love to golf together, but neither of them are playing like they want to, so they decide to take private lessons.The husband has his lesson first. After the pro sees his swing, he says, "No, no, no," you're gripping the club way too hard!" "Well, what should I do?" asks th

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What do you call

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What do you call an elephant in a phone box? Stuck.

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A man was trimming his

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A man was trimming his bushes. His neighbor (the blonde) walks out, checks her mail only to see that it's empty, and goes back inside. Five minutes later, she comes back out, checks her mail again only to see that it's still empty, and goes back in. The third time she comes out, the man asks

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Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of

| Cow jokes

Q: What do you call cattle with a sense of humor? A: Laughing stock.

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Why did the pig send his story to New

| Pig jokes

Why did the pig send his story to New York? He wanted to be published on Pork Avenue.

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A forester and a lawyer were in car accident and showed up at the pearly gates together. St. Peter greets them at the pearly gates and takes them to the homeswhere they will spend all of eternity. They get into St. Peter’s holy vehicle and head on down a gold road, which turns into a platinum road, which turns onto an even grander road paved with diamonds, to a huge mansion where St. Peter turns to the lawyer and says, here is your home for the rest of eternity, enjoy! And if there is anything you need, just let me know. Then St. Peter took the forester to his home, back down the diamond studded boulevard, down the platinum highway, down the street of gold, down an avenue of silver, along a stone alley and down an unpaved footpath to a shack. St Peter says “Here you go” and goes to leave when the forester says “Waitaminute!, how come the lawyer gets the big mansion and I get this s hack?” St. Peter says: “Well, Foresters are a dime a dozen here, we have never had a lawyer before.”