Republicans say "Merry Christmas!"
| Political jokes
Republicans say "Merry Christmas!" Democrats say "Happy Holidays!"
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Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch
| Clinton jokes
Q: How can you tell Bill Clinton from a bunch of dead bodies? A: He's the stiff one.
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Ole
| Car and train jokes
Ole and Lena were sitting down to their usual morning cup of coffee, listening to the weather report coming over the radio. "There will be 3 to 5 inches of snow today, and a snow emergency has been declared," the weather report said. "You must park your cars on the odd numbered side of the
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What did Clinton say when accused of copying
| Clinton jokes
What did Clinton say when accused of copying his homework from his girlfriend at Oxford? I did not have textual relations with that woman.
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Doctor, how do I stop my nose from
| Doctor and nurse jokes
Doctor, how do I stop my nose from running?! Stick your foot out and trip it up!
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What’s Christmas called in England ? Yule Britannia !