Q: Why do hens lay eggs?
| Bird jokes
Q: Why do hens lay eggs? A: If they dropped them, they'd break'
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Q. What is a brunette between two
| Blonde jokes
Q. What is a brunette between two blondes? A. An interpreter.
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Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies
| Movie and TV jokes
Why did Captain Kirk go into the ladies toilet ? To boldly go where no man has been before !
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Lara Rabbit: Do you
| Rabbit jokes
Lara Rabbit: Do you think that's Sophie's natural color? Zara Rabbit: Only her hare dresser knows for sure.
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Miss DeAngelo was a
| Divorce jokes
Miss DeAngelo was a none-too-bright young woman who had moved to Hollywood with dreams of becoming a star. She didn't find fame or glory, but she did encounter plenty of men willing to enjoy her plentiful charms, and soon she found herself called to testify in a divorce case. When it was her
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An Irish priest and a Rabbi get into a car accident. They both get out of their cars and stumble over to the side of the road. The Rabbi says, “Oy vey! What a wreck!” The priest asks him, “Are you all right, Rabbi?” The Rabbi responds, “Just a little shaken.” The priest pulls a flask of whiskey from his coat and says, “Here, drink some of this it will calm your nerves.” The Rabbi takes the flask and drinks it down and says, “Well, what are we going to tell the police?” “Well,” the priest says, “I don’t know what your aft’ to be tellin’ them. But I’ll be tellin’ them I wasn’t the one drinkin’.”