Why do hamburgers make good
| Burger jokes
Why do hamburgers make good baseball players? They're great at the plate!
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This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't
| Ghost jokes
This girl wanted to marry a ghost. I can't think what possessed her.
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How is a rabbit like a plum?
| Rabbit jokes
How is a rabbit like a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.
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Girl: How much is a soft drink
| Restaurant jokes
Girl: How much is a soft drink ? Waitress: Fifty cents. Girl: How much is refill ? Waitress: The first is free. Girl: Well then, I'll have a refill.
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What is the difference between men and
| Men jokes
What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don't turn into men when they drink.
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The Three Laws of Secure Computing 1) Don’t buy a computer. 2) If you do buy a computer, don’t plug it in. 3) If you do plug it in, sell it and return to step 1.