Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The
| Clinton jokes
Q: Bill, Hillary, and Al are in a boat. The boat sinks. Who is saved? A: The United States of America.
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What are crisp, like milk and go
| Mouse jokes
What are crisp, like milk and go 'eek, eek, eek' when you eat them ? Mice Krispies !
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Q: Why are orchestra intermissions
| Music jokes
Q: Why are orchestra intermissions only twenty minutes long? A: So the violists don't need to be retrained.
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Resolving to surprise her husband, an
| Business jokes
Resolving to surprise her husband, an executive's wife stops by his office. As she walks in unannounced, she finds his secretary sitting on his lap. Without hesitating, he begins to dictated a letter... "And in conclusion gentlemen, budget cut or not, I cannot continue to operate this office
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Q: What do you call a blonde lesbian? A: A waste.