Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils?
| Gorilla jokes
Q: Why do gorillas have big nostrils? A: They have big fingers.
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A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad
| Farmer jokes
A big-city lawyer was representing the railroad in a lawsuit filed by an old rancher. The rancher's prize bull was missing from the section through which the railroad passed. The rancher only wanted to be paid the fair value of the bull. The case was scheduled to be tried before the justice o
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One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from
| Old age jokes
One night, an 87-year-old woman came home from Bingo to find her husband in bed with another woman. Angry, she became violent and ended up pushing him off the balcony of their apartment, killing him instantly. When brought before the court on charges of murder, she was asked if she had anythin
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Q: What happens if you sing country music
| Music jokes
Q: What happens if you sing country music backwards? A: You get your job and your wife back.
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Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to
| Criminal jokes
Several years ago, Andy was sentenced to prison. During his stay, he got along well with the guards and all his fellow inmates. The warden saw that deep down, Andy was a good person and made arrangements for Andy to learn a trade while doing his time. After three years, Andy was recognized as
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Q: How many MP’s does it take to change a lightbulb ? A: Twenty-one. One to change it and twenty to form a fact-finding committee to learn more about how it’s done.