Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller
| Business jokes
Q: Why did the bank drive-up window teller have tire tread marks across the back of his grey suit? A: From crawling across the street when the sign said: "Don't Walk."
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Why did the boy become an astronaut?
| Space jokes
Why did the boy become an astronaut? Because he was told he was no earthly good.
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One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him
| Ethnic jokes
One night, God spoke to a preacher to tell him what he wanted him to do. After God had briefed him on his mission, the minister decided to ask him a question. "God," he said, "What is heaven like?" God replied, "Well, normally I don't tell people this, but since you are my servant, I guess
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What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a
| Gorilla jokes
What excuse does an Ape give for abducting a pretty girl? I can't help it - she brings out the beast in me!
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Why did the boxer date the pretty girl? Because she was a knockout!