Husband: What do you love most, my
| Marriage jokes
Husband: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body? Wife: Your sense of humor.
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An applicant was filling out a job
| Business jokes
An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No." The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."
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A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a
| Biologist jokes
A bloke walks into a pub, and asks for a pint of Adenosinetriphosphate. The barman says That'll be 80p [ATP]!"
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A violist comes
| Music jokes
A violist comes home late at night to discover fire trucks, police cars, and a smoking crater where his house used to be. The chief of police comes over to him and tells him, "While you were out, the conductor came to your house, killed your family, and burned the house down." The violis
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Sign seen in a bar: “Those drinking to forget please pay in advance.”