What would you have if your car’s

How can you help a starving cannibal?

| Cannibal jokes

How can you help a starving cannibal? Give him a helping hand.

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Where do bees keep their money ?

| Insect jokes

Where do bees keep their money ? In a honey box !

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A solider stationed in the South Pacific

| Military jokes

A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free time and keep his mind off of the local women. The wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along with several dozen lesson and music books. Rotated back hom

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While proudly showing off his new

| Time jokes

While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," the man replied. "How's it work?" the friend asked. "Watch," the student said then proce

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Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by

| Parent jokes

Murphy said to his daughter, "I want you home by eleven o'clock." She said, "But Father, I'm no longer a child!" He said, "I know, that's why I want you home by eleven."

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What would you have if your car’s motor was in flames? A fire engine.